The Five Fish: Wordful Wednesday: Fat or PHAT

While this rendition of Wordful Wednesday should be more appropriately named Wordless Wednesday I am going to give this a good old fishy spin. You see this photo is quite comical to me. Also my ultimate goal at this stage in my life. Although I am officially a cliche "30 something" and if you are old enough to remember the show named after said label you will be feeling me with that statement. When I was ~~scrolling~~ thumbing through my photos I found this one of my wedding day. On that day I was amazed I fit into my dress. I warded off birth control, high carbs and calories so I could fit my so called "fat ass" into my dress. See dress:

Yes, well like I said. I thought I was FAT, and now, as a 30-something with kids I look at myself and say:

DAMN! She is PHAT! And in the words of Chris Tucker I do mean: "Pretty Hot And Tempting." Talk about image distortion when you are young, I could KILL to be looking like that again. One day...I am working towards that goal...I will get there....or at least close enough. Here is my "fat" picture.