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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

More Winners for Christmas









And now the winners of the Gaga for Mama baby gear & Eden Fantasy's $25 GC.

Gaga for Mama




Eden Fantasy's $25 GC


 

All winners have been contacted and have 48 hours to respond.
Thanks so much for your participation and helping to make these giveaways such a success!

Thank you again Shelby with Double Up Books & Eden Fantasy's!






















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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Gifts for Her & Him: Eden Fantasy's Flower Balm :: CLOSED


Who says Christmas is just for kids and kids "toys?" Eden Fantasy's is a great way to share with the one you love by warming up those cold winter nights, afternoons, and everything in between.

Eden Fantasy's is chock full of wonderful gifts such as vibrators, sex toys, love games, adult toys and even lingerie to get in the "ho, ho, ho" mood of the season. But the giving doesn't have to end there. Enhance these gifts with wonderful stocking stuffers such as the Flower Balm.

I enjoyed the Flower Balm from Eden Fantasy's for review because it is mostly vegan, is silky smooth to apply all over as a massage balm and smells heavenly. For the ultimate in pleasure and sensation be sure, or have your partner be sure, to apply to your "flower" for a truly decadent gift of pleasure.


A truly unique and arousing experience upon using the flower balm and this stocking stuffer idea is sure to have you wishing you were a naughty girl all year. The Flower Balm generates a warm, tingling sensation that heightens your arousal and stimulates your "flower" area by increasing blood flow.
The scent is very subtle, refreshing, relaxing and can be enjoyed as just a light body balm with the smell of mandarin and mint.

A perfect stocking stuffer where the packaging is no larger than the size of a jewelry gift box and is tastefully decorated so as not to offend the "virgin" eyes. Stockings may not all you will be stuffing with love this year so be sure to add Eden Fantasy's to your list of loving gifts for her and for him to share with her.

Want to enjoy Eden Fantasy's for yourself with your loved one? Here is how you can enter to win a $25 Eden Fantasy's Gift Card to shop for your love and desire this holiday season:


Mandatory Entry:
Visit Eden Fantasy's and come tell me what gift you would like to see erect under your tree. (Please leave me your email address too so I may contact you for your winnings. If you have a blogger account, please make your profile public for access to your email address.)

Extra Entries:
  • Follow @EdenFantasys on Twitter for new product updates, great articles, featurettes.
  • Follow my blog
  • Fan The Fish on Facebook
  • Blog this giveaway with a link to The Five Fish
  • Follow me on Twitter
  • Tweet this giveaway (daily RT's allowed) Baby its cold outside but I'm keeping hot with this giveaway from @EdenFantasys and @KariewithaK http://tiny.cc/7ciUB
CONTEST ENDS DECEMBER 13TH
@ 11:59PM ARIZONA TIME

Best of luck!

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Hot Weiner!

I know you are DYING to know about the weiner winner of the $50 Eden Fantasy's Gift Card
















To the coolest "prude" (so she says...*wink wink..just kidding!), a big congrats to
Miss Deborah Anderson!

 
Congrats to all of you who entered....don't fret, more giveaways! And who knows....maybe a bigger weiner of an opportunity will rise. HA HA Get it!? Weiner? Rise? Yea, not so much.

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Orgasmic Review: Eden Fantasy's Giveaway $50 GC


Sex is such a great topic. Very open in my household, though we limit specifics for obvious reasons. I don't need my six year old running off to school talking about quickies and Nooners. So if you are prudish, squeamish, or sex is taboo.....DO NOT READ THIS. Or do but don't hate on me. 
 



I’m a Catholic. We’re taught that sex is a dirty, vile, disgusting, act that you save for the one you truly love.
- Paul Begala from his appearance on Bill Maher.
So when Nicole and Drew from Eden Fantasy's contacted me about the fun stuff they offer surrounding sex and doing a review, I jumped them faster than my husband on a horny night! Now Eden Fantasy's is terrific because they are not a "perv shop" like some people may think. Eden Fantasy's is a great, upscale, adult, online retailer that sells more than just sex toys. Eden Fantasy's also offers adult toys and vibrators for those who are into enhanced and or self-pleasure, but they also offer lingerie and love games to those who are looking for maybe just a bit of spice or a little extra heat in the bedroom.
I for one already have PLENTY of heat in the bedroom. You don't get a single (Big G) and a double (the twins) from lack of heat! But with kids, you learn to be creative, take it where you can get it, and sometimes, even though there is heat, you need the spice!

My choice was tough, really, to kick up my spice level with the hubs. He travels a lot so we don't get to "date" as much as we used to and babysitters....well few and far between. I looked at their lingerie and costumes, because I for one LOVE to dress up. Naked or fully dressed, I love to know what I wear is sexy and makes my man hot. I solicited his opinion to help in my quest for upping the boudoir action....BOY did I open a can of worms. You thought I was herny....I was getting Google messages like no tomorrow to check out links. He was like a panting dog in summer and I loved it, we had fun just shopping!
Finally we decided on a great new toy...a vibrator to be exact. But not just any old vibrator.





I have to tell you that I was at first intimidated by the "gadget." And by gadget I mean the Double Clicking your Mouse...gadget. I was like...hmm....could be interesting...never tried it....what the hell! The controls are super easy and the push button make handling a breeze. No fumbling for the "knob" to turn off or on. And the companion toy is great for interchanging with other toys. Made of soft jelly, not the typical hard silicone the toy is pliable and skin-friendly. We were just burning to get the package in....checking the mail all week.
Hubs and I received it on a Saturday before noon.

PERFECT!!

The timing couldn't be better. We pawned Big G off to the neighbors to play. The twins....down for a good two to three hour nap. The house was ALL OURS!! We giggled and flirted like teenagers giddy to makeout when Mom and Dad are gone, opened the box, washed and readied our new toy, and skipped to the bedroom for some play time. We were all geared up, sweat was already starting to bead from us and we were still dressed! Hubs grabbed our pink foreplay friend, fired her up.....and....she was a one shotter. That's right. We didn't even get to play with her and she came and went before we did. Way to go hubs!

LAME. 
But never fear, Eden Fantasy's has a SUPERB return policy. The instructions are easy to follow, just call your representative and easy peasy pumpkin pie, you are squared away. So we returned our pink foreplay friend and received the new one, talk about "bang for your buck." Not as much planning went into our second go around for the Big O, but I gotta tell ya ladies. OH. MY. GOD. Truly there is nothing like the real deal with your man....but if the cat is away my mouse will play. I cannot explain it. But I loved the fact that I was a limp noodle when all was said and done. I had not slept that well in a LONG time like I did that night. 

Here is Eden Fantasy's Mission Statement:
EdenFantasys.com invites you to learn from others, share your experiences and re-discover sex. We offer online shopping you can trust, a welcoming community and a wealth of inspiring resources.
They also offer a wide seletion of products from as tame as candles to as hot as the toys, are a welcoming sex-positive community, hold the highest standards in online transaction (can totally vouch for that!), and have a great privacy policy.

With all of that, since I know you are hoping you don't get screwed in this review...or maybe you do hope to get screwed.....here is the FABULOUS giveaway deets from Eden Fantasy's and The Five Fish:

$50 Gift Card to Eden Fantasy's

The rules of getting screwed in this giveaway are as follows
and you MUST do the following in order to be entered:
  • Tell me the one thing about sex for you. For example you might be prudish about sex, the use of toys, maybe talking about sex, is sex taboo to you and in your house, are you a closet freak? Tell me your one thing about sex. This HAS to be done before any other entries count. (Leave your email addy of course so we can contact you with the goods!)
 Here are all your extra entries which will be LOADS of fun!
  • Visit Eden Fantasy's and tell me what you would like for yourself or your partner
  • Follow my blog or tell me you already do (the button is at the bottom)
  • Follow me on Twitter or tell me you already do
  • Tweet this Giveaway (once per day until the end of the contest)
  • Fan The Fish on Facebook (see my LEFT sidebar)
  • Technorati fave this blog (button also on LEFT sidebar)
  • Stumble my Blog
  • Blog about this giveaway with a link back to me (Worth THREE extra entries)
  • For extra FUN, Follow and Tweet up Nicole, Drew, and Eden Fantasy's about your fantasy, position, or fun toys! Be sure to tell them I sent ya! (Worth THREE more entries)
~~Be sure you leave a comment for each item, such as Fanned, Followed, Tweeted, these are extra entries for winning. I don't count them unless you leave me the comment love. Again, don't forget your email address too, you can't get screwed if you don't leave me your contact! LOL~~

GOOD LUCK!!
CONTEST ENDS SEPT. 25TH @ 10AM ARIZONA TIME.


*Disclaimer: For all The Five Fish transparency and disclosure policies, 
be sure to click the link Looking in the Fish Bowl.

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